You've heard of Boo at the Zoo, right? Wherein they deck the zoo out in spider webs and shrunken heads for spooky Halloween fun?
Yeah, this was not that.
This was something much, much creepier.
Today's New Activity: Poo at the Zoo
Not the elephant's. Not the zebra's or the chimp's or the pot-bellied pig's, the bear's, the meerkat's or the camel's. Not even my son's.
I'll elaborate one day.